Behold: a rocket launcher made of bacon.
Unfortunately, on my current sodium restriction, I probably wouldn’t be able to use it.
Category Archives: Weird
He’s On To Them
Ed Markey says that Republicans not only want to destroy the Intertubes, but the ENTIRE WORLD. The bastards.
This Explains So Much
According to noted exobiologist Hugo Chavez, life on Mars was destroyed by capitalism.
The New Holocaust
Democrat hysteria and hyperbole over modest budget cuts reaches new highs. Or lows:
“The mean-spirited bill, H.R. 1 … eliminates the National Endowment of the Humanities, National Endowment of the Arts,” said Reid. “These programs create jobs. The National Endowment of the Humanities is the reason we have in northern Nevada every January a cowboy poetry festival. Had that program not been around, the tens of thousands of people who come there every year would not exist.”
Who knew that these benighted cowboy poetry afficianados were not only dependent on Washington for their rodeo clown fix, but their very existence?
[Update a while later]
Yippi-ki-o, yipp-ki-a, cowboy poets on the dole.
Asking The Important Questions
Is it really possible to freeze your cojones off?
Well, over half of us are safe.
To Each His Own
I think that this website is fraudulent myself. It’s hard to imagine there aren’t better pictures on the Internet.
Well, What Did He Expect?
The military is abandoning Colonel Gadhafy (how many ways are there to spell this homicidal lunatic’s name, anyway?):
The sources said Gadhafi could no longer rely on his military and much of his police. They said the remaining loyalists were his Presidential Guard and special units comprised of foreign mercenaries, many of whom are from the former Soviet Union.
I’ve never understood why, after decades of dictatorship, he never got around to promoting himself to general. No wonder they don’t respect him.
Next: An Institute On Marital Fidelity
Bill Clinton is going to head up an Institute on Civil Discourse.
No, really.
[Update a few minutes later]
Per comments over there, I’m not the only person appalled that this “Institute” is being based on the false narrative that what happened to Gabby Giffords had anything whatsoever to do with civility in discourse.
And Now For Something Completely Different
An idiot SpaceX-hating troll in a gun forum.
DIY Robots
…and memories of my youth. Let’s see if we can top the comments over there.