She had to be “sobered up.” Hey, no problem as long as she’s ready for that 3 AM phone call. Let’s make her president!

And then there’s this:

Hillary Clinton has been photographed drinking alcohol on numerous occasions, and has promised to consume a large amount of “adult beverages” if elected president.

She is also, according to reports, reluctant to drink water, a common method used by individuals trying to “sober up.”

See, now here’s where Marco Rubio would clearly have been a better choice.