And it couldn’t happen to a sleazier guy.

Sidney (the weasel) Blumenthal is about to come out with an 800-page tome detailing his life as a Clinton keester smoocher. Unfortunately for him, in the wake of Mike Kelly’s death, it apparently contains some uncomplimentary passages about him. They were long-time adversaries.

I liked this 1998 quote of Kelly’s about Slimy Sid:

“…formerly a journalist cum amateur Clinton knife artist.”

I’ll be curious to see what ex-Blumenthal-buddy Christopher Hitchens has to say.

Hopefully this will speed the book on its journey to the remainder table. It’s just a shame that this tripe yielded him a $650,000 advance. I hope the publisher loses its shirt on the deal.