What a headline. Natalie Portman is getting hitched to a millipede?
And she’s already preggers?
Well, she’s rich, I suppose she can afford all of the baby shoes.
[whisper]
What?
[whisper]
Oh.
Never mind.
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Growing up in Alabama during the 1960s, a mixed marriage had nothing to do with trivial things like race or religion. No, a mixed marriage was when an Auburn football fan married a University of Alabama football fan. Such a marriage was doomed from the start.
The Natalie Portman persona that is peeking out at me from the corner of my Firefox browser just winked and said that I’m still the one for her. *sigh
So, how does it feel to lose out to an invertebrate?
Who knew she had such a foot fetish?
Anything’s better than that whiny brat with the lightsaber.
Anything’s better than that whiny brat with the lightsaber.
+1
@McGehee: Double Thumbs UP!!
I’d mention a certain CGI critter from Episode 1 as proof (PROOF!) that “anything” is an exaggeration.
Not by much, Al.
Yo, Nat is street and NSFW.
Well, at least it’s not a centipede. I hate those things.
Yes, I’m guilty of legism.
Eh, guys like that you can dig out from under any rock. Once she finds out he’s a creep she’ll toss him aside and he’ll scurry back from whence he came. I give him 6 months, a year tops before he’s a dried out exoskeleton under the nightstand.
What are you talking about, Josh? Clearly THIS celebrity marriage is going to last as long as the vows state.