This is brilliant.
Palestinian history (if we're to believe Palestinians)
— The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome (@TheMossadIL) August 26, 2025
1,000,000 BCE:
The first Palestinian emerges from the sea.
20,000 BCE:
Early Palestinians learn how to make fire.
“We make state now?”
“Not yet.”
10,000 BCE:
Early Palestinians invent the wheel.
“We make state now?”
“Not…