Hey, Father’s Day is coming up, too. This isn’t new, but it’s the first time I’d come across it. Behold, the complete ACME catalog. Considering the election coming up, I could use the anti-nightmare machine. And the atom re-arranger sounds like a proto-form of nanotech and molecular assemblers.
I wonder if they have a gift registry?
I’ll take an ACME Instant Girl!
What could go wrong with an ACME Tiime Space Gun? I just have a few stock picks to make.
WHAT!? No Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators!!
WHAT!? No Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators!!
I’m afraid that item is out of stock. It was shipped to NASA, along with our ACME Shuttle Derived Space Transportation System. NASA is most satisfied.
I’ll take an ACME Instant Girl!
There were many times in my life that it would have been the best product for me, but I already have the best one available.
Remember… if it’s ACME, it’s a gasser!