A Trip Down Mammary Lane

Now this is a life-extension treatment that I can really get into:

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

I’m pretty sure that it would be hard to OD on it. Though if you do it with the wrong female, it could shorten your life dramatically, I suppose.

12 thoughts on “A Trip Down Mammary Lane”

  1. “Though if you do it with the wrong female, it could shorten your life dramatically, I suppose.”

    Boy, ain’t that the truth Rand, but not for the reasons you think.

    Some right-wing Web site was covering some manner of anti-war women’s group that staged a demonstration during a Hillary for President rally — I guess Senator Clinton was not earnestly anti-war and needed some consciousness raising.

    The high point of the rally was when the protesters bared their tops, and the Web site in question had photo coverage, and I should not have scrolled down “below the fold” as it were.

    Robert Stacy McCain has his Rule Number 6 or some such thing on his Web site about cheesecake photos to increase traffic. He has had some photos that should keep many men healthy for many years, and he has commented that even “mature” women can benefit the male half of the human race in this regard.

    But Rand, didn’t the Ancient Greeks have this legend about a creature they called Medusa? Women vary in their physical charms and the discerning man, unlike a certain pro golfer, and appreciate, shall I say the depth and breadth in this variation. But one particular woman who participated in said anti-war demonstration was so many standard-deviations outside the fold as it were, that I think they she had a weaponized version of what otherwise would be considered natural beauty.

    Rand, I think I am scarred for life. I don’t think I should have scrolled down. I am like the Commodore Decker character on TOS “The Doomsday Machine”, where he could not even speak of the horror he had seen.

  2. Boobies!

    so apparently I work out about 420 hours a day, cuz I can look at two sets of juggs at the same time. If only I had a third eye I would be Mr. Universe within about 2 weeks.

  3. Yes, this is one reason I am enjoying being back in the academic world, esp in California. San Jose may be Silicon Valley, but LA is Silicone Alley…

  4. No scandalous commentary from me on this — it’s too easy. Even my smack-talking mouth has standards….oh all, right, but just this once since it’s the season of giving n’ all:

    Rand, does this portend more pics of hot young aerospace engineers? “Pretty please” w/sugar on top?

    There. My work is done.

  5. Orion, you’re a denier and a racist. That’s a discredited hack website. There is a universal consensus among thousands of mammologists and at every major research organization (FHM, Playboy, etc) on this issue. The science is settled. The debate is over.

  6. Now, what mammary tumor will that be for today? Just so I’m on the same page. Ya know, that’s important to the well-being of all concerned here that we not mistake what may be a sacred or necessary gland for everyone’s ultimate survival.

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