4 thoughts on “First The Peace Prize”

  1. There was a contest? I had no idea. Let me post two haikus inspired by Gore that I posted at my site. The first is untitled:

    Al Gore feels Earth’s pain
    Will save us if we let him
    But at least he’s rich

    The second it titled “Leeches”:

    Earth has a fever
    Gore wants to bleed the patient
    We need more cow bell

    I feel so inspired by our approaching doom.

  2. Yo, Al Gore, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but I just wanna say that Revelation is the best apocalyptic story of all time!

  3. 1. Al Gore just went to Copenhagen to give a speech at the AGW summit.

    2. A blizzard just descended on Copenhagen: They’re expecting their first White Christmas in years.

    3. And this is the freaky part: Someone just pointed out to me that the Latin word for “cold” is…algor. I didn’t believe him so I looked it up: it’s true.

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