Running Out Of Popcorn

I didn’t pop enough for Hopenchangen:

Chávez said that “the Kyoto Protocol cannot be declared dead or extinguished, which is what the US pretends to do. Which is why (President) Evo (Morales of Bolivia) tells a great truth: If Obama, Nobel War Prize, said here, by the way, it smells of sulfur here. It smells of sulfur. It keeps smelling of sulfur in this world. The Nobel War Prize has just said here that he came to act. Well, then show it, sir, don’t leave by the back door, eh? Do everything you need to do for the US to adhere to the Kyoto Protocol, and let’s respect Kyoto, and empower Kyoto, and respond to the world in a transparent fashion.”

Well, now I’m confused, because when he was in New York, Hugo said that it was Bush who smelled like sulfur. So who is the Devil? Bush, or The One? I know where I’d put my money, but I think that maybe Hugo should see an otolaryngologist about that sulfur deposit in his nostrils.

6 thoughts on “Running Out Of Popcorn”

  1. Wait a minute, a guy who depends for his life on oil revenues is arguing for the US to drastically reduce the rate at which it burns fossil fuels?

    Even for a collectivist moron who’s had his brain surgically replaced by a 512 megabyte USB drive full of Marxist slogans, that’s a remarkably stupid utterance.

  2. There’s no danger of the US actually cutting its oil demand in the near future. Even if Congress were to ratify a drastic carbon emissions reduction treaty, it probably wouldn’t take effect for several decades assuming the US ever complied. He gets to wring some diplomatic goodies out of the conference and hypocritically pose as a defender of the environment.

  3. Ya gotta admire how our Community-Organizer-in-Chief seems determined to disappoint everyone, everywhere, who invested in His “Hope ‘n’ Change” schtick.

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch of marks.

  4. Do everything you need to do for the US to adhere to the Kyoto Protocol, and let’s respect Kyoto, and empower Kyoto, and respond to the world in a transparent fashion.

    What he really meant:

    Take over your country. Make it a dictatorship. And then enforce draconian laws without worrying about the political election ramifications. It worked for Mugabe and me.

  5. You know, this is pissing me off. We already have to put up with this crap tasting butter because of a “study” done a few years ago. Remember that? ALL movie theaters dropped real butter from their popcorn because some activist wacko group claimed “Eating just one small order of popcorn is equal to eating seven pounds of bacon!” I swear to God that’s what they claimed. Now they’re at it again.

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