New Year’s Predictions

From Alan K. Henderson (I’ve always wondered what the “K” is for…):

A band of Somali pirates will relocate from the Indian Ocean to the Caribbean, in a plot to hijack the cruise ship Oasis of the Seas. In a case of bad timing, Chuck Norris and Steven Segal will be among the passengers when the strike occurs. Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren will also be on board; she will incapacitate one of the pirates with a sand wedge.

During the Daytona 500 trials, Michaele and Tareq Salahi will mysteriously emerge from Mark Martin’s car.

Dan Brown of will release yet another Da Vinci Code sequel, in which symbologist Robert Langdon discovers clues in the CRU climate data that ultimately lead to the Bavarian Illuminati.

There are more.

6 thoughts on “New Year’s Predictions”

  1. “Controversy will rock the the University of East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit once again, with the discovery that climate data got mixed in with the researchers’ fantasy rugby notes.”

    On this side of the pond, it is Fantasy Baseball and NCAA Brackets. And they are mixed in with the research data.

  2. Deeply frightening factoid: Alan was my roommate for 4 years back in the ’90s. In the event of his sudden fame and fortune, I will become a Kardashian sister analogue …

  3. This will be a sad day when people are forced through their taxes to subsidize these private health care insurance companies. This is the worst possible outcome and I am still hoping caring progressives will stop this disgrace from happening.

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