2 thoughts on “Cereal Wars”

  1. Absolutely hilarious.

    most of the Manly scents are Axe-related crap that smell like someone drenched a dog in Old Spice, set him on fire, and put it out with horse hormones.

    Best. Line. Ever.

  2. I’m partial to this one:

    So, tacos. No! Burritos – with a different spice mix! Yes. I was in the car and heading home before I realized I hadn’t bought any meat. How can you eat your tacos if you haven’t bought you[r] meat?

    Bonus points if you automatically hear it in the schoolmaster’s voice!

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