When I see this kind of stuff, I wonder what the equivalent was in the Roman Empire. It wasn’t just bread and circuses that killed them, it was aberrant, and selfish, behavior too.
I can almost hear the ancient Roman twenty-somethings saying, “…mihi., mihi, mihi…”, as that drunk moron humps air.
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If my son did that, and it got out there for the world to see like that, his next YouTube video would be titled, “Dual Surgery”
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And the description would say…
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“Proctologist removes father’s boot from ‘Air Sex Contest Winners’ ass, while oral surgeon simultaneously replaces all winners teeth”.
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There wouldn’t be video of me committing said ‘beat down’, but the police report in the our small town, weekly paper would be something like…
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12:36 AM Tuesday, last
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man wearing one boot, arrested for assaulting drunken son, suspect required ER visit for broken hand, hand was broken in assault.
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May the ancient God’s help us.
Oh, okay, like ‘air guitar.’ For a second I thought this was a ‘Mile High Club’ sort of thing.
Which at least *might* have been entertaining, compared to seeing guys hump…nothing.
Doomed.
(My comment was deemed too short, so here’s some filler.)
When I see this kind of stuff, I wonder what the equivalent was in the Roman Empire. It wasn’t just bread and circuses that killed them, it was aberrant, and selfish, behavior too.
I can almost hear the ancient Roman twenty-somethings saying, “…mihi., mihi, mihi…”, as that drunk moron humps air.
.
.
If my son did that, and it got out there for the world to see like that, his next YouTube video would be titled, “Dual Surgery”
.
And the description would say…
.
.
“Proctologist removes father’s boot from ‘Air Sex Contest Winners’ ass, while oral surgeon simultaneously replaces all winners teeth”.
.
.
There wouldn’t be video of me committing said ‘beat down’, but the police report in the our small town, weekly paper would be something like…
.
.
12:36 AM Tuesday, last
.
man wearing one boot, arrested for assaulting drunken son, suspect required ER visit for broken hand, hand was broken in assault.
.
.
May the ancient God’s help us.
They don’t say “Keep Austin Weird” for nothing.