25 thoughts on “Average Women”

  2. Japanese, Indian and Iranian are my favorites. But I’d ask any of them to dance.

    Is the average Welsh woman always trying to suppress a laugh?

    I think the “South African” label needs a little clarification…

  6. Based on prior observation, I would have expected to rank (in alphabetical order) Ethiopian, Iranian, Italian, Polish, and Welsh as the top 5. Evidently sheer familiarity is at work, however, because to me the only real standouts here are African American and English.

    But, yeah, I’d buy any of them a refreshing adult beverage and, barring any dietary restrictions on their part, a plate of barbecue.

    1. The actual comments at the link I posted are worth reading (filter out the political parts). I’m guessing you didn’t read them because comment #18 was from the owner of faceresearch.org. She explains that she wasn’t the source, but she emailed the source, and she posted his explanation — again, see comment #18. I thought some of the comments after #18 were also informative.

  10. Spanish, Greek, English, Puerto Rican, and Welsh for me. Very disappointed that Czech and Ukranian women weren’t represented.

    I’d like to judge them by their O-faces.

  12. Cecil T,
    she’s at the Mall,
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    sipping a $9 latte – macihato – grande – dingle berry – frappa – what – the – hell – ever (spiked with vodka), where she is very busy multi-tasking,
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    admiring her new $125 heels,
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    repeatedly shaking her new $75 hair cut to find JUST the right amount of bang over her left eye,
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    while sitting with her girlfriends,
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    bitching about her husbands lack of understanding for just how hard it is to raise children and how her mother really doesn’t cares how bad she has it,
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    as she completely ignores her screaming 3 y/o, who is wading in the fish pond, chasing the decorative carp with his shorts full of poo!
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    (I get that the facial comparison is by country / ethnic face type…but the Avg. Eurasian woman would shut the door on all the rest of the worlds ‘pure bred’ women)

    (and yes, I have a very low opinion of most modern, western women, AND their gutless husbands too for the record)

  13. First of all: if you think there are no attractive American women, you are either legally blind, gay, or in deep denial.

    Second, any time you get a bride from another nation, you are importing Democrat voters.

    And no, American women aren’t just as bad about voting for Democrats. With white women, almost 50% vote Republican (yes, it should be more but we’re dealing with reality). With non-white, non-black (i.e., foreign) women, the number is much higher.

    Also, don’t delude yourself about them being better people. It’s a well-known fact that Russian brides take off as soon as they have their green card or citizenship. Asian brides stick around a little bit longer, but generally are still in it for the money. Latin American? Good luck with that. They like their own kind.

    The men’s rights movement has done incalculable damage to the political right by subverting a movement which is essentially about human decency, and trying to make it into a movement for getting your dick wet. Note that the men’s rights are fully on board with the feminists’ biggest crime: the murder of 50 million unborn babies. (Some of them even want to give men the right to force a woman to abort).

    Also, the men’s rights movement was largely what propped up Bill Maher in the first place. So you can blame them for the fact that we almost lost our guns in the 1990s.

    1. Second, any time you get a bride from another nation, you are importing Democrat voters.

      Nuts.

      The reason I’m such a rabid conservative is due in large part to my mother, who was Japanese, and grew up under the military dictatorship of Hideki Tōjō. She was a naturalized US citizen when I was born, and never let me forget the difference between democracy and dictatorship.

      But you might get different results if mom grew up in a cradle-to-grave welfare state….

      1. You are an anomaly. Most imported Americans vote Democrat, and by a large margin. If you want America to survive, marry an American girl.

        1. You’re full of it, Ken. I know a lot of legal immigrants, including my wife, stepsons and daughter-in-law. Very few of them are Democrats.

  15. It should come as no surprise that an average of multiple faces should look quite attractive, as one naturally ends up with even, regular facial features and fuzzify out any anomalies.

    That said, I don’t think I’ll ever bother visiting Samoa.

    If you want to see what the average American woman’s face looks like, look no further than Betty Crocker, whose likeness was created by averaging the faces of 75 American women.

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