19 thoughts on “So, Santorum Is The Anti-Satan Candidate?”

1. I don’t know, I think I’m still going with Sweet Meteor of Death. He has what it takes to end ALL the division in this country, and join us all together in the same mass of molten Earth.

2. Nick B., spare us your despair. Curmudgeons are not funny nor are they charming.

   1. Oh, I’d love to hear just how amazingly great you think all our candidates are. And do try to have a little sense of humor. I think you took my comment far too seriously.

      1. What you mean wasn’t “I want the human race to end.” What you meant was “I won’t lift a finger to stop the Communization of America and I’ll do everything I can to bring down the spirits of those who will.”

         1. It’s clear you don’t read Ace. OK.

            Personally, I’d consider voting to be “lifting a finger,” and I have every intention of doing that for whoever the GOP candidate is. I just don’t want to kid myself into believing that all the remaining candidates are small-government conservatives. They’re not. All a million percent better than the Current Occupant, but that doesn’t mean that I have to be happy about the choices we currently have. And feel free to ignore me if you feel yourself demoralized, and If Rand wants me to refrain from such statements, I will.

            1. It’s okay Nick. Ken has a known chemical imbalance in his brain. Nothing a touch of SMOD can’t cure though.

   2. Curmudgeons are not funny

      Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

3. Before I vote for Cthulhu, I want to see the birth certificate.

   1. Sorry, it’s locked away in a safe-deposit box in R’lyeh, and I don’t have the time to get it now…(waitaminute – time? I’m an immortal Elder One; what have I got except time? and tentacles?)

   2. And he needs to release his last 5 years of tax returns.

4. Another SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 voter here.

   1. You can stop the pain much more simply, and with less harm to others, if you shoot yourself in the head.

      1. Ken, seriously, lighten up.

      2. You first, Ken.

5. Actually, he was misquoted by a dyslexic journalist. He was lamenting the commercialization of Christmas, saying Santa was against America…

   1. That’s like the dyslexic agnostic who lays in bed at night wondering if there is a dog.

      1. Or the apathetic agnostic who neither knows nor cares if God exists.

         1. “Guards put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink!”

   2. Fast-forward to 1:44

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75oEsJf52RE

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