I just got an email from Kim Kardashian that her celebrity stylists are going to pick out my shoes for me. I’m so excited that I haven’t even responded to her email yet. I may remain in that state of excitement for quite a while.
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Whatever you do Rand, don’t let here stylists pick out for you a pair of “ugly-a**ed” shoes.” There could be considerable legal risk in going that route.
Bruno Magli’s for everybody!
Going to see John Carter. What shoes go best with a red planet?
Is it still playing, Ken? Maybe in the second line theatres? Gone from the big movie houses here in only a couple of weeks.
Yes, this is Springerville. All twelve of us thoroughly enjoyed it.
Do you know what I would give to have Kim’s stylists choose shoes for me? Let me check my pockets and my navel for lint.
In similar news, Karine Vanasse (Colette from ABC-TV’s Pam Am) recently decided to abandon her life and career in order to move in with me and satisfy my every whim.
Ah, but how can I break her heart by telling her it can never be? I’ve been happily married for 20 years…
I don’t mind when her stylist picks my shoes, but when said ‘stylist’ picks my pants, they always make my butt look HUGE!
Me-oww. (Keep it up, guys. ;-p )
Guess we have to keep it up. Rand hasn’t posted in something close to 45 hours. We may have to learn how to entertain ourselves…
…and he rarely mentions KK or her…shoes.
To be fair, who notices her shoes?