10 thoughts on “If Romney Is Thurston Howell

  1. Der Schtumpy

    …there are SO many ‘native with a bone through his nose’ jokes that fit in here, but unless the other racists are looking in, they won’t be funny.

    1. MfK

      But somewhere in the past, some Republican refered (obliquely, as I recall) to Obama as a “Professor” — and Lefty’s ears perked up at the sound of that dog-whistle, branding “Professor” a racist slur…

    1. Peterh

      To compare the incumbent occupier of the white house to Gilligan is an insult to the latter. “Little Buddy”, however incompetent he may have been, was an honest man.

    2. Daver

      Gilligan was consciously trying to help, but subconsciously he realized that he could alter reality while on the island, and was using his growing magical abilities to sabotage any rescue attempt. Eventually he gained full control of his powers and changed himself to look like Ricardo Montalban and the guy who always called him “Little Buddy” to Herve Villechaize.

  2. Gil Gilliam

    That would make Joe Biden the Skipper, and Paul Ryan the Professor.

    Lovey is obviously Ann. I’d give the nod to Sarah Palin as Mary Ann, but I’m stumped to name a female Democrat who would correspond to Ginger.

  3. Alan K. Henderson

    And who plays these roles?

    The radio announcer
    Dr. Boris Balinkoff
    Wrong Way Feldman
    The gorilla
    The robot
    The surfer
    Assorted Pacific islanders (Occupiers?)
    El Presidente Pancho Hernando Gonzales Enrico Rodriguez of Eucuarico
    The Mosquitos (Bingo, Bango, Bongo, and Irving)
    Harold Hecuba (pick any movie producer in the tank for Obama)
    The Russian cosmonauts
    Erika Tiffany-Smith (she was played by Zsa Zsa Gabor, so flip a coin – heads Arianna Huffington, tails Teresa Heinz Kerry)

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