Jan15
What Was Old, Is New Again
on January 15, 2013 at 5:35 pmPosted In: Popular Culture, Social Commentary
I’d need an extra large. No brag, just fact.
OK, actually, just kidding.
Except when, you know…interested. For now I think I’ll just stick with a little loose.
Not just not new, but not even original–
http://www.thecrimson.com/article/1975/9/26/eldridge-cleavers-new-pants-peldridge-cleavers/
No pictures with this article, which may make is safe-for-work. For that, you need to go here–
http://history-is-made-at-night.blogspot.com/2008/10/keep-it-tight.html
Do your slax sufficiently convey your natural power—at a glance?
If you’re wearing MasQ-Lines, the answer’s yes. Tired of half measures, we at MasQ-Line Corp. have put the codpiece back where it belongs, to say to the shiggies not kidder but codder.
— John Brunner, Stand On Zanzibar (Doubleday, 1968)
Another frighteningly prescient prediction from The Greatest SF Novel Ever Written.
Why I don’t go commando.
“No brag, just fact.” Walter Brennan/”Will Sonnett” reference! Nice!
The name makes my skin crawl: “Hot child junk”? What the, ah, hell? That’s got to be about the worst name possible for this idea… the target audience seems to be guys in their late teens and early 20′s, who would hate the “child” part. The name also made me wonder if the were aimed at the pedo market. Ugh.
Stranger things have been successful, but my guess is that name ensures failure.
Hands up everyone who flashed on There’s Something About Mary after reading that.