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You People Are Far Too Cynical

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C’mon, folks! Didn’t you hear Michelle tell you that Barack was going to make you shed your cynicism?!! DIDN’T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE MEANT??11!!!

It was purely a coinkidinky that all of the people with whom Lois Lerner was communicating about those teabaggers at the time also had their hard drives fail. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CONSPIRACY THEORISTS?!!11!Eleventy!!1

2 thoughts on “You People Are Far Too Cynical”

  1. Before I’d lose my cynicism about Il Dufe and his would-be Evita, I’d have to be sent to a re-education camp.

    Wait a minute . . .

  2. But but but… Lois Learner’s e-mail was lost in an utterly coincidental hard drive crash due to an utterly coincidental systemic violation of federal law and IRS policy regarding e-mail backup. As proof, I offer the coincidence that many of the people Lois Learner corresponded with have also had hard drive crashes. Yup yup yup, it’s all just a coincidental set of coincidences, and there’s no more proof of wrongdoing here than there’s proof that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.

    Who ya gonna believe; the administration, or your own lying eyes?

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