8 thoughts on “#TrumpBible”

1. Debts in the Bible are cancelled in the Sabbatical Year (every seven years), he is currently 69, and he only declared bankruptcy four times. What’s that about?

   1. Well, it took a while for him the first time to whittle away the $250 million his daddy gave him when he turned 18 (source: The Art of The Deal, D. Trump).

      1. Guess it took him a while to get the hang of it. Now he’s in his full strength: wants to do it for the entire United States.
         What I don’t understand is why he doesn’t join the Democratic Party if that’s the case.

2. Hrmmm.

   This has interesting possibilities!

   Blessed are the undocumented withdrawalists, for bank robbery is an Act of Love #JebBible

   Verily I say unto thee, Kentucky, take your right to a secret ballot and shove it where the sun don’t shine! #RandPaulBible

   Forgive the copkillers, if they are me. #HuckabeeBible.

   Listen not to forked-tongued servers, because, at this point, what difference does it make? #HillaryBible

   For those about to rock, I salute you. Seig Heil! #SandersBible.

   A bird in the, uh, um, foot… or hand, or something, is… uh, ah, what was I saying?. #RickPerryBible

   Blessed be the Birthers, for they understand that Canada is America. #CruzBible

   An ability to selectively waffle is the highest and holiest of qualities. #WalkerBible

   Blessed are the duplicitous, for they will be called President Rubio. #RubioBible

   And the Lord Corn said unto me, when thou goest to return into Iowa, see that thou do all those wonders before ethanol, which I have put in thine hand. #BenCarsonBible

   1. Oh this is fun.

      Blessed are the big banks, because I’ve got them by the short ones. #LiawathaBible

3. The Hillary Bible has a revised version of the Good Samaritan story–a favorite of the Religious Left although they keep missing the point–wherein the Samaritan, finding the guy who was beaten and robbed, takes care of him by forcing other people to take him to the inn and pay for the guy’s food and lodging, and congratulating himself on his “compassion.”

4. In the beginning, God created the profit and the loss.

5. Like the Markov chain that runs the King James Programming website, I wonder what would happen if one was run on the Bible and The Art of the Deal ?

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