These may be the stupidest people in the world:
Based on its menu board, Desmond bought a chorizo burrito at the Chipotle restaurant on San Vicente Boulevard in Los Angeles on Nov. 3 believing that it contained 300 calories, the suit states. But after consuming the product, Desmond “felt excessively full and realized that the burrito couldn’t have been just 300 calories,” according to the complaint.
Two days later, Gurevich bought a chorizo burrito at the Chipotle location on Riverside Drive in Toluca Lake and similarly realized after eating it that had more than the 300 calories advertised, the suit says.
You can’t tell how many calories are in food by how “full” you feel after eating it. Nutritional labeling is part of the general public-health disaster that has been nutrition “science” for decades.
And speaking of which, “researchers” are shocked to discover that kids are healthier, with lower body fat and higher vitamin D levels, on whole milk.
No one should be consuming low-fat dairy products, which are a nutritional abomination. Michelle’s school-lunch program literally constitutes physical child abuse.
I put diesel in my car and it had too many BTUs!
I looked it up and sure enough there are 136,6 Btu/gal and gasoline has 124,8 Btu/gal. I’m going to sue the gas station.
This is so magnificently stupid I wouldn’t be surprised if the attorney ends up sanctioned.
These calorie counts are always estimates. The basic ingredients have enough variation that it will never be 100% the same. Even if you have good control over the product. There is enough of a problem with bland samey packaged food today as it is. You can’t force restaurants to have accurate food labels unless you want to basically kill cooking as an art.