The Polish Coast Guard has fired on a German cruise ship.
Category Archives: Weird
Hey, No One Claimed He Was A Good One
The burglar that was strangled by a nurse in her home a few days ago was a hit man.
…after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.
The 58-year-old husband was taken into custody Thursday and charged with conspiracy to commit murder and attempted murder. He was ordered held on $500,000 bail.
Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s office.
Guess his new profession didn’t work out all that well. Gotta hate when the wacker becomes the wackee. And as for the husband, just goes to show what happens when you go for the low bid.
Tragedy Of The Century
I just heard on the teevee that Anna Nicole Smith has suffered from a mammary loss.
The poor woman. First her son dies, and now this. The only thing that she had going for her, really, was her mammarian endowment. How will she get through life now?
[whisper, whisper]
What?
[whisper]
A memory loss?
Ummmm…
Never mind.
Can He Parallel Park?
You know, when you have a world of several billion people, with folks on the tail ends of all kinds of distributions, something like this is bound to happen:
A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China’s Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.
Jonah Goldberg has further, related, but (non)edifying thoughts.
Get Cindy Sheehan This Guy’s Number
Behold, a man who eats only sunlight. Plenty of it down in Crawford.
I think that the buttermilk is cheating myself, but it would still be a harsher regimen than Mother Sheehan’s current one of fasting on malts.
Get Cindy Sheehan This Guy’s Number
Behold, a man who eats only sunlight. Plenty of it down in Crawford.
I think that the buttermilk is cheating myself, but it would still be a harsher regimen than Mother Sheehan’s current one of fasting on malts.
Get Cindy Sheehan This Guy’s Number
Behold, a man who eats only sunlight. Plenty of it down in Crawford.
I think that the buttermilk is cheating myself, but it would still be a harsher regimen than Mother Sheehan’s current one of fasting on malts.
I’ll Let Others Comment On This
Behold, a tongue made from a tuchus.
Medicine continues to advance. I think.
I’ll Let Others Comment On This
Behold, a tongue made from a tuchus.
Medicine continues to advance. I think.
I’ll Let Others Comment On This
Behold, a tongue made from a tuchus.
Medicine continues to advance. I think.