Well, probably not quite this desperate (be sure to read the PS). At least not yet.
Category Archives: Humor
No Thynge Coold Plese Me Moore
…than a blogge by Sir Iowahawke on that ArchBisheoppe Of Canterbeerry:
25 Sayeth the pilgryms to Bishop Rowan,
26 “Father, we do not like howe thynges are goin’.
27 You know we are as Lefte as thee,
28 But of layte have beyn chaunced to see
29 From Edinburgh to London-towne
30 The Musslemans in burnoose gowne
31 Who beat theyr ownselfs with theyr knyves
32 Than goon home and beat theyr wyves
33 And slaye theyr daughtyrs in honour killlynge
34 Howe do we stoppe the bloode fromme spillynge?”
35 The Bishop sipped upon hys tea
36 And sayed, “an open mind must we
37 Keep, for know thee well the Mussel-man
38 Has hys own laws for hys own clan
39 So question not hys Muslim reason
40 And presaerve ye well social cohesion.”
Reade, thee, the reste.
It cood be only the product of an undhimmified English major.
Men Are Different Than Women
If they weren’t, this joke wouldn’t be funny.
I Couldn’t Even Begin To Guess
Test your knowledge of collectivists.
It’s just as much of a challenge as trying to distinguish between passages of the Unibomber’s manifesto and Earth In The Balance
I Couldn’t Even Begin To Guess
Test your knowledge of collectivists.
It’s just as much of a challenge as trying to distinguish between passages of the Unibomber’s manifesto and Earth In The Balance
I Couldn’t Even Begin To Guess
Test your knowledge of collectivists.
It’s just as much of a challenge as trying to distinguish between passages of the Unibomber’s manifesto and Earth In The Balance
“Crack Found In Man’s Buttocks”
That’s really the headline. Wonder how hard they had to look to find it.
Should that copy editor be fired, or promoted?
“Crack Found In Man’s Buttocks”
That’s really the headline. Wonder how hard they had to look to find it.
Should that copy editor be fired, or promoted?
“Crack Found In Man’s Buttocks”
That’s really the headline. Wonder how hard they had to look to find it.
Should that copy editor be fired, or promoted?
As If It Weren’t Bad Enough
Global warming will lead to an increase in zombie attacks.
I blame George Bush.
Fortunately, some of us have been prepared for a while.
[Mid-afternoon update]
Saved by the sun:
The Canadian Space Agency’s radio telescope has been reporting Flux Density Values so low they will mean a mini ice age if they continue.
Like the number of sunspots, the Flux Density Values reflect the Sun’s magnetic activity, which affects the rate at which the Sun radiates energy and warmth. CSA project director Ken Tapping calls the radio telescope that supplies NASA and the rest of the world with daily values of the Sun’s magnetic activity a “stethoscope on the Sun.” In this case, however, it is the “doctor” whose health is directly affected by the readings.
This is because when the magnetic activity is low, the Sun is dimmer, and puts out less radiant warmth. If the Sun goes into dim mode, as it has in the past, the Earth gets much colder.
Take that, undead!
Zombies and vampires. Is there any problem the sun can’t fix?