Save yourself the trip over to DU or Kos. Argue with your own automated holiday moonbat.

I won the Space Show’s first ever message to space competition. There are six this year. The rules of the contest allow a one-page message that takes no more than five minutes to read. My winning message in full:

We taste terrible.

Hear me say it for the aliens here.

At first, it would seem to explain much about Congress, but thinking about it a little more, where would they find brains? Delicious…brains?

At first, it would seem to explain much about Congress, but thinking about it a little more, where would they find brains? Delicious…brains?

At first, it would seem to explain much about Congress, but thinking about it a little more, where would they find brains? Delicious…brains?

Iowahawk has the buzz on next year’s Hollywood hits:

Cold Humpcrack Creekwater: Two retarded Gay cowgirl sisters (Rene Zellweger, Jenna Jameson) defy a fundamentalist sherriff (Hovercraft Phoenix) and discover love in this 1930’s period piece set in the Appalachian outback of Nebraskansaw.

Snow Fuji Mountain: Mothra (Toby Damon) and Gamera (Orlando Law) discover forbidden love while destroying Tokyo, in this story of nuclear-triggered sexual awakening.

Angel Soft This: In a shocking and sometimes humorous indictment of the toilet paper industry, filmmaker Morgan Spurlock documents the ravages he suffers after 30 straight days of non-stop buttwiping.

Go read it–there are more.

Also, if you missed it last week, Al Zarquawi was live blogging the Iraqi elections:

Okay, this is starting to suck bigtime. I finished writing thank-you notes to the donkey boys’ families, so I switched on the tube to catch CNN. Mohammed H. Prophet, can’t they run anything but bad news? “big turnout,” “carnival atmosphere,” “jubilation” … I mean, WTF? So I Khalid switched the satellite to BBC, and it was even worse. For f**k sake, it’s almost 5 hours ’til Keith Olbermann and I couldn’t take that gloom and doom shit any longer, so I fired up the browser and checked some of the dhimmi sites.

Holy dung, WTF? It’s like a bizarro world where people – even chicks – are voting, and they completely freaking chose to ignore it! Helloooooo, dhimmis, isn’t this is the same goddamn system that gave you George Bush?

Warning: wild donkey love involved.

This is a pretty funny satire, but what’s even funnier are the clueless commenters.

Scott Adams gives lessons.

Liberian shooting techniques.

As one commenter notes, if I ever end up in a firefight, I want it to be against these guys.

Al-Zarqawi has been guest blogging at Iowahawk’s place again.

Mr. Burge also has a little roundup of news stories that you may not have heard about.