Two Tolkien virgins review The Hobbit movie.
Category Archives: Humor
Pretend To Be A Time Traveler
Dinosaurs And Lasers
I’d like to say only in America, but I can actually imagine the Taiwanese or Japanese doing it too. Not the Belgians, though.
Kim Jong Un
Heh.
Those Lazy Job Creators
Frank J. gives them what for:
…that’s the tough line the government needs to take with job creators: You will spit out those jobs we demand — and good ones with health-care benefits! — or we will destroy you and your businesses.
Raising their taxes by repealing the Bush tax cuts is just the start. We need even more taxes and punishing regulations. We need to treat these people like the scum they are, and if they don’t want to watch their companies burn, they’ll yield and finally expand their businesses and create more jobs — and not make any more profit or get richer when they do that, because we find that highly annoying.
We’ve had enough of your sickening greed, business owners, so give us everything we want, and give it to us now.
Right on.
The Twinkie Curtain
…descends.
Heh.
“There Is No Fiscal Cliff”
President Ed Wood
Hilarious: “‘I hope and intend to be an even better president in the second term than I was in the first,’ said the president.”
Just like this:
Really? Worst film you ever saw?
Well my next one will be better.
Hello?
Hello?
Hope springs eternal.
[Thursday morning update]
Here’s a bonus — the trailer. It’s all good, but the relevant words are at the end.
Ten Chemical Compounds
…with immature jokes for names. Hardy har har.
[Via who you’d expect]
Nazi Tank Manuals
Are surprisingly entertaining. Who knew?