Category Archives: Satire

The Two-Minute Snark

You need to read this (and, of course, follow the link), to understand this. But if you do (and you’ve read Orwell), it’s funny as hell.

And of course, it will drive them up the wall. I can’t wait to see the foam-flecked Kommentary at Kos.

If you look up the phrase “vicious satire,” you should see a picture of David Burge.

We Need A Real War For Oil

That’s what Frank J. says, anyway.

Would it just be easier to drive a hybrid instead of having all this killing? No, it wouldn’t, because hybrids are gay. If our military can’t keep us from being forced to drive gay little cars, then what exactly are all these gasoline taxes going towards? You better not tell me poor people, because I did not get an SUV to help the poor. It should be obvious that our military must be deployed with the sole purpose of stealing all the oil worth getting our hands on. It is a risk of lives, but I risk lives everyday I drive my SUV anyway.