Two men were arrested for dumping dirt in a forest.

Thankfully, they were stopped before they could pour water into the ocean.

Planet-hating fiends.

Well, this is the kind of thing that gives cowboys a bad name all over the world. But what do you expect from a Canadian, eh?

Provo, Utah, doesn’t have to worry about cats and dogs living together. It’s illegal.

I wonder what the rationale was for this dumb law?

Provo, Utah, doesn’t have to worry about cats and dogs living together. It’s illegal.

I wonder what the rationale was for this dumb law?

Provo, Utah, doesn’t have to worry about cats and dogs living together. It’s illegal.

I wonder what the rationale was for this dumb law?

But only because he left behind a young daughter. Otherwise, this man, who accidentally killed himself with an exploding lava lamp, would be a contendah…

“It wasn’t bubbling fast enough for him,” his mom guesses. “Because when we walked in the stove was on at the lowest setting.”

Robert Mugabe’s lunatic government “…wants to bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labour on land seized from white farmers.”

I’ll be interested to see the brochure for that one.

You couldn’t make this stuff up–no one would believe you.

Robert Mugabe’s lunatic government “…wants to bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labour on land seized from white farmers.”

I’ll be interested to see the brochure for that one.

You couldn’t make this stuff up–no one would believe you.

Robert Mugabe’s lunatic government “…wants to bring in obese tourists from overseas so that they can shed pounds doing manual labour on land seized from white farmers.”

I’ll be interested to see the brochure for that one.

You couldn’t make this stuff up–no one would believe you.

Clerics in a mosque had to subdue a bearded woman attempting to preach there.