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Category Archives: Weird
Asking The Important Questions
What should denizens of Wyoming be called?
Air S3x?
Well, here’s something I don’t think I want to watch.
Trade In Your Steering Wheel
…for a toilet seat:
As we enter our collective lunch breaks, we thought this number might make you think again before eating and driving: There are nearly nine times as many potentially harmful bugs on your steering wheel as there are on an average toilet seat.
This shouldn’t really be surprising. Toilet seats get cleaned occasionally.
But replacing my steering wheel with a toilet seat probably wouldn’t work out all that well. The rim of the seat is too big to get my fingers comfortably around.
Anyway, if it’s not news you can use, it’s at least news.
Ready For The Future?
XKCD has the timeline.
Nancy Pelosi
According to a study published in the journal Social Psychology and Personality Science, Botox may not only numb facial muscles, but also – and for the same reason – numb users’ perception of other people’s emotions.
Res ipsa loquitur.
What Lovely People Environmentalists Are
Why am I not surprised at this?
Ira Einhorn was on stage hosting the first Earth Day event at the Fairmount Park in Philadelphia on April 22, 1970. Seven years later, police raided his closet and found the “composted” body of his ex-girlfriend inside a trunk.
She probably deserved it — maybe she didn’t love the Earth enough.
Is There Anything It Can’t Do?
Behold: a rocket launcher made of bacon.
Unfortunately, on my current sodium restriction, I probably wouldn’t be able to use it.
He’s On To Them
Ed Markey says that Republicans not only want to destroy the Intertubes, but the ENTIRE WORLD. The bastards.
This Explains So Much
According to noted exobiologist Hugo Chavez, life on Mars was destroyed by capitalism.