As the first commenter says, it does seem like perfectly justifiable homicide. On the other hand, as another commenter notes, it’s not like it’s “Feelings.” Whoa, whoa, whoa…
Category Archives: Weird
“The Hitler You Knew”
“The Hitler you loved. The Hitler with an Irish song in his heart.”
Extra points for people who get the reference of the quote.
Running Out Of Popcorn
I didn’t pop enough for Hopenchangen:
Chávez said that “the Kyoto Protocol cannot be declared dead or extinguished, which is what the US pretends to do. Which is why (President) Evo (Morales of Bolivia) tells a great truth: If Obama, Nobel War Prize, said here, by the way, it smells of sulfur here. It smells of sulfur. It keeps smelling of sulfur in this world. The Nobel War Prize has just said here that he came to act. Well, then show it, sir, don’t leave by the back door, eh? Do everything you need to do for the US to adhere to the Kyoto Protocol, and let’s respect Kyoto, and empower Kyoto, and respond to the world in a transparent fashion.”
Well, now I’m confused, because when he was in New York, Hugo said that it was Bush who smelled like sulfur. So who is the Devil? Bush, or The One? I know where I’d put my money, but I think that maybe Hugo should see an otolaryngologist about that sulfur deposit in his nostrils.
This Story Is Worthless
The controversial Christmas display shows Jesus pointing a double-barrel shotgun at Santa’s dead body as Rudolph lays sprawled across the hood of a pickup truck nearby, WNCT reported.
Neighbors in Nipomo, Calif., called for the display to be removed, but its maker Ron Lake called it a work of art — in which Santa represents the commercialization of Christmas, the station reported.
“It’s an expression of my repressed creativity,” Lake told WNCT.
Uh huh.
[Update a few minutes later]
Here it is. Pic is kind of small, though.
I Can’t Decide Which Is More Creepy
This, by a supporter of socialized medicine?
Or this spoof of it?
First The Peace Prize
Will a Nobel for Literature be next? And an Emmy for the reading?
I mean, this is must-see teevee.
Plus, it’s a gift that keeps on giving, in its inspiration of other timeless poetry.
What Does English Sound Like?
…to people who don’t understand it?
[Via GeekPress]
A Trip Down Mammary Lane
Now this is a life-extension treatment that I can really get into:
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”
I’m pretty sure that it would be hard to OD on it. Though if you do it with the wrong female, it could shorten your life dramatically, I suppose.
Man The Lifeboats!
A huge iceberg is on a collision course with Australia. And it’s going to hit below the water line.
I continue to blame George Bush.
Hope
And change…