Here’s a pretty spectacular Darwin Award finalist–a man who took a sledgehammer to a grenade. No apparent big loss, but sadly, he badly injured a co-worker as well.

The world is going to end in less than two weeks. Well, at least if Islamist nutballs have anything to say about it. I was going to put this down as war commentary, but I think I’ll stick to “Weird.”

I hate when that happens.

A disgusting culinary tour.

…without which we would never have known just how many cats there are out there that look like Hitler.

[Via Geek Press]

Boy, Norway seems to be getting a lot of hits lately.

You know, if one of these things were to hit Damascus, or Teheran, or Mecca right now, no one would believe that the Israelis didn’t do it.

Even for Democratic Underground, this is pretty amazing.

Hint: among many other things, the fire was contained within the structure, with much higher temperatures.

OK, I’m busy, but never too busy to post something like this:

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a p3nis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime m@sturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his s3xual performance.

The white-handled s3xual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the “sh-sh” sound of air rushing through the contraption’s plastic tubing.

This has to be one of the most pathetic trials in judicial history.

I know you’ll be shocked to hear this, but the Freepers are having fun with this story:

“Approach the bench” has never sounded so scary.

Behold, an exploding Dell laptop. Makes me a little nervous to take mine on a plane, now.

This web site is the number one return for a Google search of Darrin Kagan.