The most popular dog and cat names from 2005.

What happened to the old perennials “Rover” and “Fido”?

And “Max”? For dogs and cats both?

What’s that all about?

A moose was attracted to the plaintive sounds of a teenager’s saxophone.

At least that’s what the story says. Question to the copy editor who wrote the headline, though–who taught the moose’s son to play the sax? It reminds me of the old joke that Groucho told about shooting an elephant in his pajamas.

Here’s a contest, for the best guess at what the song was. Somehow I doubt if it was “Embraceable You…”

In this corner, we have a woman who attempted to get her rival’s hair to fall out. And over here, a fiance who fed his betrothed boiled rats.

Yum, yum.

They apparently didn’t agree with her.

Well, in a world with this many people…

In this corner, we have a woman who attempted to get her rival’s hair to fall out. And over here, a fiance who fed his betrothed boiled rats.

Yum, yum.

They apparently didn’t agree with her.

Well, in a world with this many people…

In this corner, we have a woman who attempted to get her rival’s hair to fall out. And over here, a fiance who fed his betrothed boiled rats.

Yum, yum.

They apparently didn’t agree with her.

Well, in a world with this many people…

On the Internet, not only can no one tell you’re a dog–no one can tell that you’re his mother.

Beware of falling deer.

Two women were handed pink slips for refusing to flash their mammaries at a gorilla.

Remember this whenever you think your job is bad.

Actually, it doesn’t say whether or not he had descendants, but one would guess not.

It’s hard to believe that alcohol wasn’t involved. The story doesn’t say whether he won. One more reason to be embarrassed to be a Floridian.

Not.

A mother has been charged with trying to poison her adult daughter and her daughter’s family after allegedly pouring bleach into their macaroni and cheese on Saturday night.