It’s a mystery in Cinci.

Charles Lurio writes that they’ve apparently cloned Yasser Arafat:

Clearly the Islamo-fascists have a new weapon: cloning with quick forced fetus development. Take a look at the guy in the lower right of this pic from a NYTimes article on p3 yesterday about the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt.

On the one hand they did improve him a bit: he’s not bald, as Arafat was under his kaffiyah. On the other, he’s clearly grown old too quickly once out of the womb, no doubt because they couldn’t turn off the accelerated development gene.

Or maybe it’s genetic damage from the laser poisoning.

Only the seriously demented Iowahawk could come up with this concept, let alone execute it.

Here’s a modern tale of hot swanny love. Well, at least they’re living in a state where they can get married.

An Italian woman was killed by a crucifix.

Sexing turkeys.

Sexing turkeys.

Sexing turkeys.

You know, I’m usually not down with stoning, particularly since it seems to be largely reserved for women who have been raped, or gays, but it’s hard to feel sorry for these guys.

This article doesn’t really explain how the man actually earned his Darwin Award.

Feel free to speculate in the comments section.

But keep it clean. How’s that for a challenge?