It used to be that you had to go to the carnival to see freak shows. Now all you have to do is follow college professors around. [Note: some of this stuff is quite disturbing]
Category Archives: Weird
What Would We Do Without Harvard Studies?
Even as early as 1943, the whiz kids there had figured out that Adolf Hitler “held grudges, couldn’t stand criticism, craved attention and had a tendency to bully others..”
Satan Appears
Apparently, he looks just like a turtle. Who knew? Was it foreseen that the dark angel would take terrapin form?
But What If The Men Chew It?
Leave it to the Japanese, the most inventive people on the planet. They’ve come up with a chewing gum that enlarges women’s breasts. I wonder if they’re working on chewing tobacco for “male enhancement”? Not that I need it, of course…
I expect to start getting spam hawking it to me any day now.
Bill Clinton’s Blog
That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.
I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:
The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.
I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.
Bill Clinton’s Blog
That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.
I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:
The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.
I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.
Bill Clinton’s Blog
That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.
I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:
The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.
I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.
A Fascinating Research Subject
An Italian “scientist” claims that he can tell a woman’s personality from her…ummm…mammorial endowment:
He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman’s chest size says about her.
A fascinating research topic no doubt. And how could it go wrong? After all,
“A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign.”
Yes, I’ll take a Capricorn, in a 36-C, please…
My Oxymoron Meter
…is pegged, by the notion of a Jimmy Carter attack sub. Maybe it will have enough firepower to at least take out killer rabbits.
A “Brilliant Son”
A brilliant son, that is, who ran off a cliff to his death because he feared an “unclean” dog.
One Darwin nominee, coming up.