Category Archives: Weird

Bill Clinton’s Blog

That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.

I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:

The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.

Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.

I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.

Bill Clinton’s Blog

That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.

I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:

The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.

Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.

I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.

Bill Clinton’s Blog

That’s right, you read it correctly. It’s been going since last summer.

I don’t (quite) think that it’s real, but it’s a pretty good impression of what one would look like. Here’s one early entry:

The dragon lady just called. She’ll be home tomorrow. She reminded me she had asked me to look through some legal papers for her senate commission. I really don’t want to do that. Damn. I just can’t get myself to do it. Not today. I’ll have to make up some excuse tomorrow. I know she’ll look at me with that “You let me down again” look. Yeah, yeah, shut up.

Chelsea called. Still with that curly head with his fake politeness.

I’ll deal with her tomorrow. Hillary, that is. I mean I just finished a book of more than 900 pages. She could’ve been a bit more considerate towards me.

A Fascinating Research Subject

An Italian “scientist” claims that he can tell a woman’s personality from her…ummm…mammorial endowment:

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman’s chest size says about her.

A fascinating research topic no doubt. And how could it go wrong? After all,

“A woman’s breasts denote a woman’s character, just like her star sign.”

Yes, I’ll take a Capricorn, in a 36-C, please…