California Dreaming

Ah, the utopian fantasies of the loony left:

Fittingly, the same day Egan’s hymn was published, the California State Auditor reported the state’s net worth – its assets minus its liabilities – at negative $127.2 billion. Also reported were $167.9 billion in long-term obligations, not including $60 billion in unfunded liabilities for retiree health care, or those for state employees’ future pensions. These are not just “bills.” These are benefits for public employees and services for the poor that won’t be delivered as promised.

California’s public school system, both one of the most expensive and one of the poorest performing in the country, is not improving. The state’s prison system is both so overcrowded and underfunded that the US Supreme Court deemed conditions “cruel and unusual punishment.” And despite 9.8 percent unemployment (tied for highest in the country), tax, regulatory, and zoning policies make blue-collar job creation in manufacturing and real estate development next to impossible.

But other than that, things are great.

Egan and other turquoise dreamers seem to look at tenured teachers, happy prison guards, and fleeced one-percenters and believe conditions are promising enough to move on to romantic dreams of the future. Over the heads of undereducated kids, the chronically unemployed, and the poor, they see a high-speed train zooming along the sparkling coast. This is not how progressives used to think.

What constitutes actual “progress” is, of course, subjective.

Gun Control Blowback

New York’s idiotic new gun law will be challenged in court:

Any Supreme Court action is years away, but many scholars think it’s inevitable in wake of two previous cases.

In the 2008 case of District of Columbia v. Heller, the high court for the first time established that the Second Amendment protects the individual right to bear arms.

And in McDonald v. Chicago of 2010, the justices ruled that the Second Amendment also applies to state and local gun laws.

For its part, the Cuomo administration says the SAFE Act will withstand its coming review in the federal courts.

“We believe that our law is sound and is immune from constitutional challenge,” said Richard Azzopardi, a spokesman for the governor. “Heller is the broadest reading of the Second Amendment that has ever come down, and the SAFE Act is consistent with that decision.”

Note that these are the same morons who restricted the use of guns to magazine capacities that didn’t exist, and forgot to exempt law enforcement from them.

Federal court decisions in the case will be “grounded on principles established by the Supreme Court over the last several years that seem to produce a robust set of problems for lots of aspects of the New York law,” said Nicholas A. Johnson, a Fordham University law professor and co-author of the book, “Firearms Law and the Second Amendment.”

Those problems go beyond the Second Amendment, Johnson noted.

The lawsuit filed in Buffalo challenges several provisions of the SAFE Act as being unconstitutionally vague, contending they conflict with the 14th Amendment’s guarantee of due process under the law.

For example, the law’s definition of assault weapons includes some guns that include a pistol grip “that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon.”

Which raises the question: how big is a conspicuously protruding pistol grip?

It may be up to the courts to decide, which is nothing unusual. Johnson said gun-rights activists have been routinely challenging gun-control laws for 20 years on the grounds that their wording is too vague.

Such issues arise because of the “technically inept descriptions” of weapons in many gun control laws, Johnson added.

My emphasis. He’s being kind. For “technically inept” read “imbecilic.” In addition to the nonsensical “common-sense” phrase used by these people to describe their rapacity on our constitutional rights, the other phrase that they currently use in preference to the stupid “assault weapons” is “military-style weapons,” which “no one needs.” Unwittingly, they don’t even understand how that gives away the game on their stupidity in trying to outlaw commonly-used weapons for purely cosmetic reasons. It’s about “style,” don’t you see? It actually has nothing to do with actual function. They just want to outlaw the guns because they’re scary looking.

Anyway, they may end up regretting this if it results in the SCOTUS sweeping away much of their existing laws. But at least the law-abiding people in Washington DC and Chicago — and New York — will be safer once their draconian disarmament is off the books.

Holy Chilole

I like me some chiles, but these people are nuts:

Mr. Bosland claims to have broken the two million Scoville mark in February 2012 with his Trinidad Moruga Scorpion. That is the same strength as police-grade pepper spray — a substance no sensible person would let travel through his digestive tract. Mr. Bosland hasn’t yet submitted paperwork to Guinness for the official record, and his claim really burns up Mr. de Wit, who insists his pepper is still the hottest. Only chemical chromatography that measures several samples for their average level of capsaicin, the chemical that gives peppers their bite, can establish a record claim. But Mr. Scott, one of the few people on Earth who has tasted both varieties, says the Moruga Scorpion is clearly hotter.

I used to grow habaneros on the patio (and I still have a container of dried ones, years old, to spice up a chili), but I hadn’t realized that they were now growing peppers in the mega-Scoville range.

California

If you’re unhappy about the way things are going in the no-longer-Golden State, you’re obviously a racist.

[Update a while later]

And if you support gun-control laws, you’re a racist.

Really.

I’m going to just start saying that, completely unironically, because it certainly is objectively so in its impact. When someone argues for gun control, say that that’s a racist position, and explain why. They do it to us, with a lot less basis.

Same thing applies to wage controls, and immigration amnesty, all things that are highest on the president’s agenda. They all have disparate impact on blacks.

Bob Woodward

The truth about him.

I disagree that Nixon’s first term was a success, domestically, unless by that you simply mean that he accomplished what he set out to. His policies were hardly conservative — he introduced wage and price controls, and the double nickel speed limit, the idiotic bane of my youth that wasn’t really undone until we got a Republican Congress in 1994. But I agree that the impeachment mood was driven far more by personal dislike for him than actual guilt. Bill Clinton got away with many things, and worse things, that Nixon was merely accused of. His primary crime, if it was one, was hiring ethically-challenged aides. It is interesting to speculate how much better off the Vietnamese would have been if he had been president in 1974.

[Update a while later]

I celebrated Nixon’s resignation at the time, but I’d been raised to hate him by Democrat parents. But the Clinton administration was when I finally turned my back on the Democrats as irredeemably corrupt and partisan. Nixon was hounded out of office, with the support of members of his own party, who found his behavior rising to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors, even though he was probably innocent of any actual crime. Clinton, on the other had, had his party circle the wagons around him, even though he had committed multiple federal felonies, after taking an oath to see that the law was faithfully executed, in the service of seeing that a young woman over whom he had great power and was sexually abused by him, didn’t get a fair trial, and sending out his winged monkeys to trash the reputations of her and other women that he raped and molested. There were a few honest Democrats in that episode, but the vast majority of them were disgusting partisan hypocrites, never to be taken seriously again.

The Economist’s Climate Alarmism

Thoughts on their backing off:

…in January, they gave up on the global climate treaty approach, and are now acknowledging the many nuances inherent to climate modeling. This is a sign that the global intellectual and political establishment is gradually distancing itself from the climate radicals and taking a more thoughtful and balanced approach. We also hope it’s a sign that they’re beginning to realize a more fundamental truth about the politics of climate change: that green hysteria and doom-mongering are leading causes of climate skepticism.

I’ve always been appropriately skeptical about the modeling:

I guess I am a denier. Here’s what I deny.

I deny that science is a compendium of knowledge to be ladled out to school children like government-approved pablum (and particularly malnutritious pablum), rather than a systematic method of attaining such knowledge.

I deny that skepticism about anthropogenic climate change is epistemologically equivalent to skepticism about evolution, and I resent the implications that if one is skeptical about the former, one must be similarly skeptical about the latter, and “anti-science.”

As someone who has done complex modeling and computer coding myself, I deny that we understand the complex and chaotic interactions of the atmosphere, oceans and solar and other inputs sufficiently to model them with any confidence into the future, and I deny that it is unreasonable and unscientific to think that those who believe they do have such understanding suffer from hubris. To paraphrase Carl Sagan, extraordinary policy prescriptions require extraordinary evidence.

The world seems to be catching up to me.

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