It’s All Relative

I hereby take the pledge to never again (not that I’ve been in the habit of it) modify the phrase “Republican Guard” with the adjective “elite.” I wish that the rest of the media would stop doing so. It’s either redundant, or pointless, because the only sense in which they are “elite” is in relation to half-starving conscripts with guns in their back. Our non-coms are more elite than their officers, in terms of weaponry, motivation and fighting ability.

No, We Just Want To Make Iraq A Little More Like America

Some of the surrendering Iraqis are expecting (and hoping) to be taken to America.

Apparently, some Iraqi civilians are rushing to surrender to American troops under the false impression that they will be taken to the United States.

“We had a group like that a few days ago,” says Medley. “One guy wanted to go to America, bad. He wasn’t a soldier. He wanted a baseball cap. When we put him on a helicopter, he thought he was going to America ? he was smiling the whole time.”

The whole piece is worth a read.

[via The Corner]

Redeconceptualized

Stephen Rittenberg deconstructs Professor De Genova, and shows him to be not just an odious hater of America, but a poseur, intellectually unworthy to be in the same academic department that was once the realm of Franz Boaz and Ruth Benedict.

Note once again the cant, ideological, ungrammatical and meaningless phrases: “racialized and spatialized”, “reconceptualization” and my personal favorite “transnational urban conjunctural spaces”. Can anyone reading De Genova’s statements and letters seriously argue that his is a scholarly mind at work, striving for knowledge? Can anyone seriously argue that his is a mind striving towards coherence and clarity of expression? So my question for Columbia is this: do you, out of a sense of responsibility for your students, maintain a minimal standard for intelligence in your faculty? How widespread is such mindlessness among your faculty? And what happened to the moral obligation to be intelligent?

The Toughest Palestinian Fighter

Andy Freeman has a good comment to this post:

Just as Eisenhower was the best German general in WWII, PFC Lynch, of Palestine, West Virginia, is in the running for best Palestinian soldier of recent vintage.

Beat by a girl, a little girl, a little blond girl. Good thing they’re not a macho honor/shame culture…

Yup. I’ll be curious to see the coverage of this on Al Jazeera and Arab News. If there is any…

They Need A Better Spell Checquer

From today’s WaPo:

President Bush, comforting grief-stricken family and friends of fallen Marines, praised U.S. troops Thursday for their two-week advance on Baghdad and said “a vice is closing” on Saddam Hussein’s regime.

So, are they saying that the coalition is like some kind of massive vice squad?

They’ve even got it that way in the headline. I thought we were supposed to rely on “serious newspapers,” rather than blogs, because they have editors.

Go look now, before they fix it.

It’s amusing to see them criticizing the President’s diction, when they don’t even know how to spell “vise.”

[Update at 8:45 PST]

They still haven’t fixed it. I guess no one has even bothered to tell them about it. I’m certainly not.

Hilarious.

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