Pork Versus Pork

Congressman Dave Weldon (R-FL), in whose district the Kennedy Space Center (KSC) resides, is upset with his colleagues in the Senate.

Some of them apparently want to develop the Wallops Island launch facility (WFF in the letter below) in Virginia (currently used to launch small rockets) as a potential rival to Cape Canaveral and KSC.

I was very disappointed to discover that the Senate’s FY 2003 VA-HUD Independent Agencies appropriation bill contains language that acknowledges Wallops Flight Facility (WFF) as the “launch and recovery site for next generation launch vehicles” and directs Marshall Space Flight Center (MSFC) to utilize WFF “as a site for testing and demonstration of new launch vehicles and technology development.”

I think you would agree with me that this is unacceptable. Kennedy Space Center has been and will continue to be the nation’s leading civil space launch site. WFF is capable of handling small launch vehicles at best. The costs involved with outfitting WFF to handle a next generation launch vehicle would be quite sizeable. All while NASA’s budget is limited and facilities at KSC are allowed to crumble and deteriorate.

Additionally, any potential military utilization of next generation launch vehicles are greatly aided by KSC’s close proximity to Patrick Air Force Base (PAFB) and Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (CCAFS). If this new vehicle were located at WFF, there is not nearly the military space capabilities nearby with the level of competency we already have in Florida.

I urge you to take action to remove this anti-Florida language. You can be sure I will do all I can to assist you in this effort and prevent it from becoming law.

Sincerely,

Dave Weldon, M.D.
Member of Congress

Cc: Jeb Bush; Governor
Sean O’Keefe; Administrator of NASA
Roy Bridges; Center Director of KSC
Brig. General John Gregory Pavlovich; Wing Commander for the 45th Space Wing
Ed Gormel; Director of the Florida Space Authority
Art Stephenson; Center Director of MSFC

Note the courtesy copy list: governor of Florida (and brother of the President) Jeb Bush, the center directors at Kennedy itself, and Marshall (which is supposedly in charge of developing new launch systems), the commander of the Air Force bases at the Cape, and the director of the organization responsible for developing Kennedy into a commercial spaceport. He means business.

And it’s not just a defense of his home-state pork in preference to shifting taxpayer funds to the Commonwealth of Virginia (though it certainly is some of that). The KSC facilities really are corroding away and sometimes literally falling down around workers’ ears, though it’s not as bad as the situation in Russia.

But there’s an assumption in this whole brouhaha that is not necessarily valid. The senators who want to move the money to Wallops and Congressman Weldon agree on one thing–they assume that spaceports of the future will be like those of the past, and that the “next-generation launch vehicle” will require a facility like that currently existing at the Cape.

Back in the olden days of rocketry yore, all rockets, even successfully-launched ones, routinely dropped hardware along their flight path as they departed from the launch pad and headed downrange into orbit. Thus, it made sense to put launch sites on sea coasts, where they could carpet with spent rocket stages the bottom of the Atlantic ocean rather than, say, Chicago.

This was particularly the case for rockets like the Titan series, that would cause damage not only from the impact itself, but from the residual toxic propellants that they carried. There’s a huge environmental cleanup problem in Kazakhstan that resulted from the large quantity of rocket detritus from Soviet launches out of Baikonur.

Another feature of old (and current) rockets is their extensive infrastructure requirements in the form of high-bay assembly buildings, and launch pads, and the need for extensive clear area around them, both for protection against the chance of an explosion on the pad, and because of the tremendous sound levels that a rocket emits at liftoff.

The existing ranges also have a function called “range safety,” which, perversely, is the name for a guy whose job description is to watch the launch while sitting close by a button that can blow the rocket to smithereenies if anything goes wrong.

But these requirements are one of the things that make previous (and current) generation launch vehicles expensive, unreliable and unwieldy. A next-generation launch vehicle, if it’s worthy of the name, should take an entirely different approach to launch operations, and if it does so, most of what we think we know about requirements for spaceports is wrong. This is bad news for both the Cape and Wallops Island.

For one thing, unless it’s having a really bad day, it won’t be shedding parts downrange, any more than aircraft do. Space transports will be fully reusable, or they won’t be affordable. And there will be no “range safety devices” (a euphemism for explosive charges to blow up the vehicle) in space transports for the same reason that we don’t put them in air transports–the vehicle (and its contents) are too valuable to simply destroy it if it seems to be off course.

If some of the concepts for new space transports pan out, they will perhaps take off horizontally, with much lower thrust, and much less noise, and they won’t sit on scarce and expensive launch pads for weeks or months, but take off on standard runways. Payloads will be integrated into removable cargo canisters, and cargo and passengers will be loaded into them on a tarmac, rather than in high-bay assembly buildings.

If that’s the case, the spaceports that support them could be almost anywhere–not just at verges between land and ocean, launched from government-subsidized facilities, with men hovering over buttons that will destroy them at the slightest variation from plan.

And if they don’t pan out, the phrase “next-generation launch vehicles” will be an empty and meaningless one, and they’ll be little better–in terms of cost, reliability and routine operations–than current-generation launch vehicles. And space, even near-earth space, will remain a region little visited, and extremely sparsely populated. And the promises made to the children of Apollo will continue to be needlessly unfulfilled.

I’m sure that Congressman Weldon, and the other supposed representatives of the people, would like to see near-earth space filled with life, and love, and they’d like to see expeditions setting off from earth-orbital ports to the distant planets, to explore and seek out new homes for humanity, providing life insurance for our fragile planet.

But I fear that, if that vision means fewer jobs in their states and congressional districts, the vision will be sacrificed for the jobs, because that’s the way of the government’s space “program…”

At Least He’s Honest

Just in case there are still useful idiots out there who believe that there would be peace in the Middle East if only Israel would end its “humiliating” “occupation,” Hamas helpfully admits that they won’t stop bombing until the last Jew has left Israel.

Though one other way to end it would be to kill the last member of Hamas, and Hamas-member wannabes…

At Least He’s Honest

Just in case there are still useful idiots out there who believe that there would be peace in the Middle East if only Israel would end its “humiliating” “occupation,” Hamas helpfully admits that they won’t stop bombing until the last Jew has left Israel.

Though one other way to end it would be to kill the last member of Hamas, and Hamas-member wannabes…

At Least He’s Honest

Just in case there are still useful idiots out there who believe that there would be peace in the Middle East if only Israel would end its “humiliating” “occupation,” Hamas helpfully admits that they won’t stop bombing until the last Jew has left Israel.

Though one other way to end it would be to kill the last member of Hamas, and Hamas-member wannabes…

The Empty Bluster Continues

Now they say that bin Laden is alive, and that they’re going to strike us in August. Guess they couldn’t quite get it together for the Fourth of July.

Let’s see, prior to September 11, no announcement, and they hit us hard. Since then they’ve been threatening to do something on almost a monthly basis, and they never do.

Correlation between threat and action? A perfect negative one. They threaten us because that’s what they’re reduced to–it’s all they can do. And if bin Laden were alive, they wouldn’t keep telling us that he’s going to put out a video Real Soon Now–he’d just put out a video.

Disgusting

Thousands marched in the streets of Gaza to celebrate the murder of the college students at Hebrew University.

Just like the Israelis marched and cheered after accidentally killing women and children in the military raid that assassinated the Hamas leader. Oh, wait–that never happened. Instead, there were mourning editorials and soul searching.

These people are a long, long way from being ready to have their own country. It’s hard to see how this insanity can end, short of a complete and total subjugation of the “Palestinians,” a la Germany and Japan after the second world war. Or expulsion.

Those Gauche Americans

A little news on the space tourist front. Well, it’s not news exactly–more of an editorial. From a Moscow television station. The translation was passed on to me by a reliable source, and it provides an interesting view into the mindset of some Russians toward the whole thing.

The following is a translation of a segment on the 9 PM July 29, 2002, news program of ORT-TV, one of Russia’s leading television networks.

“The Avia-Space Agency of Russian Federation has just concluded a preliminary space travel contract with Lanz Bass, a member of the pop band N ‘SYNC. However, it’s a little bit early to think that the third chair in the ‘Soyuz’ that will depart this Fall to the International Space Station is already taken.

“The final decision about the pop-star’s participation will be made only after the sponsors of the project will have paid at least some of their financial obligations. The 23-year old Lanz Bass, born in a small town of Mississippi, says that he has dreamed of flying to space since he was a little kid. Now his dream is very close to its fulfillment, but the pleasure will be an expensive one. This time around, NASA executives did not express their discontent with Bass’ flight, but in general, their attitude towards space tourists is complex: they cause too much trouble.

“But the pop-star has another major difficulty right now: how is he going to pay 20 mln dollars for his flight? As some media says, Bass is supported by a big fan of commercial space flights, Walter Anderson, the president of MirCorp. and by some other sponsors, including the music TV-channel ‘MTV’ and a Hollywood company ‘Destiny Productions’. Sponsors are the key problem for the N’SYNC singer: MTV and ‘Destiny Productions’ have Napoleonic plans for this occasion – they’ve already inked some agreements for producing a feature film and a series of shows about the singer’s training period and about the flight itself, of course. Sensing great profits, they forgot a simple thing: before you get a profit, you have to make an investment. They’ve invested nothing thus far – they don’t have enough money.

I suspect that by “Napoleonic,” the translator meant grandiose. Of course, Russians probably still have a thing about Napolean, even two centuries on…

“President of ‘Destiny Productions’ David Krieff stated in Los Angeles that ‘the money will be there’. It isn’t hard to imagine what kind of money it will be: the money made on sex and violence, aggressiveness and stupidity.

Since the middle of 1980’s, David Krieff supplies MTV and other TV-channels with vulgar, harsh, filthy, degenerate shows. They present young idiots making weird performances, telling rude stupid jokes, showing to the viewer their genitals, setting themselves on fire. The top of the class has become
a Sunday MTV show ‘Jackass’, where its perverted guests jump into a load of dung and throw excrement into each other. Even the senators lost their tolerance and expressed their negative attitude towards the show ‘Jackass’.

Another imperfect translation, no doubt, though I might actually pay to see some of the jackasses throwing “excrement into each other.”

As the protocol says, the training period for the flight to the International Space Station has to endure no less than six months. The Avia-Space Agency of Russian Federation asked NASA to make an exception for Lance Bass – they really need money and this project offered to them by the show-business investors seems to them quite appealing.

“It is said that in America money doesn’t smell. It looks like it’s the same way in Russia now. While Lance Bass is undergoing his training period in Star City, David Krieff and company are busy making money for the contract payment. Many people here think that this money is dirty. And nonetheless does smell.”

Sounds like some folks who long for the good old days when such crude unsocialist materialistic entertainment types were just shipped off to the gulag.

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