Thanksgivings Past And Future

As we sit down to our traditional Thanksgiving dinner, in the second year of this war of cultures that has been thrust upon us, it would be appropriate to reflect on just what it was for which those who originated this custom were expressing their gratitude.

Almost four centuries ago, the Separatist Pilgrims of Massachussetts had suffered their first harsh New England winter, one that saw the deaths of almost half of their colony, partly due to their lack of knowledge of how to survive in an environment so different from their native Albion. However, with the help of some friendly natives, they had put in a successful crop in the spring, and were much better prepared for the upcoming winter. Thus they made a feast to celebrate.

But they were celebrating much more than their mere survival and well being.

They had recently come from the Dutch city of Leyden, to which they had fled over a decade earlier from their native East Anglia, in southeastern England, to avoid persecution by the Church of England. In Holland, they were not persecuted, but their children were losing their English ways, and they had thus decided to go to America.

While hardly a model of religious tolerance themselves, as the second winter approached, they were not just surviving–they were doing so in a land in which they had their own charter, and could govern themselves. They could worship as they desired, with no more oppression from the Church, and they could raise their children in their own customs and tongue.

Sadly, the daily headlines remind us that religious intolerance and oppression are not just dusty facts in history books.

The men who toppled the twin towers last year did it in the name of their God. The most recent missive purported to be from Osama bin Laden had as its first demand a succinct one:

What are we calling you to, and what do we want from you?

(1) The first thing that we are calling you to is Islam.

The organizer of the recent atrocity in Bali, in which hundreds of tourists died, sagely, and without sympathy enlightened the western world as follows:

Asked if there was anything he wanted to say to families who lost relatives in the bomb blast, he said: “My message to the families is please convert to Islam as soon as possible.”

This past week, hundreds of people were brutally murdered in Nigeria over a single sentence in a newspaper discussing the Miss World pageant to be held there. While the politically-correct news agencies carefully talk about “sectarian clashes,” and seem unwilling to assign any blame, the fact is that practitioners of Islam, the “religion of peace,” rioted and attacked Christian churches and killed Christian people, simply because they were upset at what they perceived to be blasphemy. A fatwah was issued against the reporter who authored the offending words, and she has since gone into hiding.

Of course, religious intolerance can be found all over the world, between many religions, and we are not at war with Islam per se. But it’s becoming very clear that a significant part of the Islamic world is at war with us. It is a war we did not start, but it won’t be over until we finish it.

Fortunately, as it was four hundred years ago, America remains a haven, for now, from religious oppression, and for that we should be as grateful at our dinner tables as were those Pilgrims of long ago.

But it may not always be so, particularly if we falter in our war with those to whom the very notions of pluralism and tolerance are anathema.

The Pilgrims and other emigrants from Europe went to what they called a New World. But there are no more new worlds on this planet–it’s pretty much all spoken for. There are no more places that are, in the words of the Pilgrims, “devoyd of all civill inhabitants [sic].” If the last bastions of freedom on earth were to fall, where would the oppressed of the future go?

Fortunately, it’s a big universe, and just our solar system alone has material and energy enough to build a thousand new earths in terms of land area. A few months ago, I wrote a column, tongue emplaced firmly in cheek, about creating a new Zionist homeland for the Jews on the Moon.

But it wasn’t entirely tongue in cheek. As technology continues to advance, particularly the techniques of molecular manufacturing, the notion of building new homes and homelands out of indigenous resources, and free of earthly governments will lose its current sense of absurdity.

While both the Jewish and Arab inhabitants of Israel feel a religious tie to the Holy Land of earth, many, whether to worship without hindrance in the manner that they choose, or simply to live their lives and seek their fortunes on a new frontier, will be happy to construct new nations and communities off world. Space may be to the twenty-first and twenty-second centuries what the Americas were to the previous four, and as far as we know, this time, there are no natives to displace. Instead, it will allow a thousand diverse societies to bloom, with no need, at least from a land or resources standpoint, to covet others’ territory.

Unfortunately though, until we can rid man of the need to bend others to his own beliefs, conflict will probably remain, even in the face of vast material wealth.

But I still like to envision a future family, sitting down to a feast made from extraterrestrial bounty, perhaps in a dining room with a view of a planet other than earth down below. And before they eat, they give thanks for their ability to live their own lives as they wish, free from the tyranny and oppression of others, if only for a while, like those Englishmen and Englishwomen of long ago.

No Posting Today

I’m in a crunch, working to a deadline. I shouldn’t have done the Al Gore thing yesterday, but you have to write those when the muse strikes, and it didn’t take me too long to bang it out. Posting will probably be light this week in general.

Back In The News

The thing that I find interesting about this story isn’t what it says, but what it doesn’t say.

Alexander Proctor allegedly said in secretly recorded conversations that he was hired to carry out the threat by Anthony Pellicano, a private detective to the stars. FBI agents said Proctor told the informant Seagal hired Pellicano to threaten Los Angeles Times reporter Anita Busch.

Pellicano wasn’t just a “private detective to the stars.” He also worked for Bill and Hillary Clinton, to intimidate witnesses, many of them women. Don’t expect anyone in the mainstream press to report that, though. Particularly since this guy’s job is to intimidate reporters as well, as demonstrated here.

Gore Book Sales Tank, Supporters Claim Unfair Tactics

November 22, 2002

SEATTLE (APUPI) Former Vice President Al Gore’s new book, “Joined At The Heart,” has been out for over a week and a half, but it’s selling poorly, despite an expensive campaign by Al and Tipper, and much free publicity from the media. Yesterday, it was #11,231 on Amazon.com’s list of top-selling books.

Supporters of the former Vice President are calling foul, however, claiming that the Amazon web site is very confusing, and makes it difficult to purchase the book properly. They have airlifted a large number of hired lawyers into Seattle to sue Amazon, in order to force it to issue refunds on mistakenly purchased books, and instead send copies of the Gore book to Amazon customers.

There are also allegations, unproven so far, that there have been police roadblocks and other Republican-funded tactics to prevent Gore supporters from getting to Borders and Barnes & Noble.

However, defenders of Amazon claimed that the Gores had tried to artificially inflate sales by busing hordes of people who had never before used the Internet to public web terminals, in order to allow them to purchase the book. In addition, many were given mistaken instructions, and told to “purchase a book on every page.”

There are also claims that UPS has informed Amazon that many of the orders were undeliverable due to non-existent addresses. Several drivers reported that some of their attempted deliveries ended up being to graveyards.

Though many of the site designers were Gore supporters themselves, there were numerous complaints of difficulty in using it.

“When you go to the website, there are lots of flashing ads and things, and you have to manually type in the name of the author or title to get to a page that allows you to actually buy the book,” said one frustrated customer. “They wouldn’t take food stamps, or even cash or checks–just credit cards. I don’t have a credit card.”

Even those who managed to complete a purchase didn’t always do it correctly. Many accidentally purchased Pat Buchanan’s “Death of the West.” Several ended up with Segway scooters.

“Many of Mr. Gore’s supporters were new to this, and had never even read a book before, let alone purchased one,” explained Gore’s chief attorney, David Boyishness. “They had no experience with web sites, or reading material.”

He went on, “It’s ridiculous to think that people like this would want to buy a book by Pat Buchanan. His book is the antithesis of everything that Mr. Gore’s book stands for.”

“We know that if everyone who had intended to purchase the Gores’ book had actually been able to do so, the sales would be much higher.”

The Gores are requesting that the court order a mandatory repurchase of all mistaken books, and have those mistaken purchases replaced with the Gore book. Amazon attorneys have argued that there’s no way to determine a book purchaser’s intent, except to look at the actual on-line orders.

“It wouldn’t be fair to those people who actually wanted Mr. Buchanan’s book to force them to return it, and have to read the Gore book instead,” said an Amazon spokesman.

The Gore team doesn’t accept this argument, and will ask the court to “estimate” the number of people who would have actually purchased the Gore book had the site been easier to manage, and randomly send them books while garnishing their wages for the cost of it.

Mr. Boyishness summed it up.

“It was very unfair of Amazon.com to make it so complicated and difficult to buy Mr. and Mrs. Gore’s book. Buying and reading books are one of the foundations of our democracy. It’s very important to make every purchase count, and we expect that the court will agree with us.”

(copyright 2002 by Rand Simberg)

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