“I’ll Never Tell You The Truth”

That’s my first suggestion for the campaign slogan.

Another might be, “Three chickens on every plate, and an electric car in every garage.”

Go ahead, come up with some of your own, to get ready for the Michael Moore Green Party gubernatorial run.

Go for it, Mike! Anything to make the Green Party seem even more ridiculous and irrelevant, I say.

Can’t wait until Tim Blehh gets hold of this one…