The mindless minions of ignorant academicians are marching on campuses across the land.

Reflective of the attitude prevalent on some college campuses, one sophomore told the paper, “The U.S. is actually being the ‘terrorist’ by attacking.” Given those sentiments, the honesty of one student about their ignorance of current affairs was delightfully refreshing.

“Apparently there is not enough on MTV about this or else I would know more,” one sophomore told the Stanford Daily. Thankfully, the paper did not poll students about their impressions of National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, who left her job as Stanford University provost to join George W. Bush’s presidential campaign in 2000.

Parents, doesn’t it make you happy to see where your thousands in tuition and expenses are going?