A woman in Texas is going to be prosecuted for possession of too many marital aids.

I guess if you have more than six pleasuring devices, you’re a “dealer.” Apparently, she had “parties” where she would introduce women to the products, and get them “hooked,” leading them ultimately to a life of dissolution and despair, living only for their vibrator “fix.”

She could get up to two years.

Police stopped Grubbs’ truck after seeing her driving erratically, an arrest report said.

I think they meant, “driving erotically….”

Glad they have still have time to get dangerous criminals like this off the street, even while we’re being targeted by homicidal nutballs from the rest of the world.