That’s the leading headline in today’s print edition of that paragon of reportorial objectivity, that serious newspaper, the LA Times.

Yes, those wascawwy wepubwicans can try to fool us by doing high-profile things like tossing out their Jim-Crow-worshiping Senate Majority Leader, but we know what’s in their hearts. They’re opposed to diversity!

Oh, the humanity.

Of course a more accurate headline (which would actually line up with the text of the story) would be “Bush Opposes Racial Discrimination At University.” But that wouldn’t convey the desired message, would it?