You know, rather than being a shill for Apple, I think that Baghdad Bob should replace Terry McAuliffe. Just imagine:

Impotent imperialist criminal Republicans cannot just take over the Congress and the White House! Bush the retarded monkey did not win the 2000 election–it is all lies!

All these pictures of them in committee chairs and large offices on Capitol Hill are a Hollywood fabrication. They are committing suicide by the hundreds in front of the Reflecting Pond! Don’t look over there–who will you believe, me or your treacherous eyes, may they be eaten by worms in Hell, praise Kennedy?!

The American people will never stand for an infidel Republican government, as they starve our children, and poison our air and water, eat our babies, and destroy our social security and medicare, and cause our dogs and cats to live together. We are making them drink the poison, and slicing open their overfed bellies, and dining on the entrails!

Our glorious candidates are preparing for the final battle. They shall strike back, and ultimately triumph! We shall make them eat upon their own livers in Hell, praise Roosevelt.

I’m not sure he could be quite as vitriolic as Terry, but he could come close.