Now we know how they do it. I knew they weren’t smart enough to come up with these on their own.

My first attempt:

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that oil companies and the Christian Coalition could kill Al Franken.

Try it, it’s fun for the whole family! Well, at least if you’re a member of the Kennedy or Moore family.

I’m not sure that it’s possible to generate one that at least a few moonbats over at DU wouldn’t buy.