It’s that time of year again.

You know what I mean.

Avast, me hearties–it’s the day to talk like a pirate.

[Update a couple minutes later]

Which reminds me of how much that recent commercial–you know, the one with the pirate?–irritates me. He has a parrot on his shoulder, and to make sure we know he’s a pirate, he says “Arrrggghhh…”

Arrrgggghhh.

Pirates don’t say “Arrrggghhh,” unless they just sat on a belaying pin, or saw a stupid television commercial. They say “Arrrrrr…”

Stupid television commercial writers.