This is pretty funny (given the proselytizing I’ve had to recently endure in my Fedora upgrade thread). Be sure to take the poll, too:

What would you do if Macintosh’s Witnesses came to your door?

• Just hide and hope they go away.
• Welcome them with open arms and an open node.
• Get down on my knees and praise Jobs!
• Join them in their crusade against those Redmond devils!
• Try to convert them to Linux.
• Nitpick about Macs being more expensive and how you think there’s no software for them.
• Put them in the Trash.