Apparently, the two young men (of whose religion we may not speak) with the untraceable cell phone collection in my home state, were planning to blow up the bridge. It’s certainly the most compelling target in the state, particularly given on what hard times downtown Detroit has fallen.

Still, the Ambassador or Bluewater bridges would have been much more convenient. Hey, here’s an idea–they could blow up the Windsor Tunnel and flood Detroit! With any justice (and a lot of luck), they could submerge Dearborn itself. To heck with those pesky laws of physics.