The Rovian Plot Continues

Bush’s refusal to relinquish power diabolically marches on.

First it was low unemployment. Then he made the gas prices fall, no doubt in connivance with his oil buddies. Then he got Rove to turn off the hurricane machine. And now, through machinations unknown, but probably having something to do with Skull and Bones, he’s conspired to bring the Dow within fifteen points of an all-time high.

How much more devastation can we allow this evil man to wreak on our beleagered nation?