Who Would Give Up First?

Boris Johnson says that it’s time for England to reconquer France (“reconquer”? Is he referring to Waterloo?).

A couple months ago, I’d have thought it a trivial exercise, what with the several reverse speeds on the French tanks and all, but with the wimpy performance by the Royal Navy in the Shatt al Arab and the ensuing response from Whitehall, it’s not clear who would win the rush to surrender.