After a story about cave-man (and woman) sex (“So easy, a cave man can do it!”): “Now back to serious news–American Idol.”

Oh, Megyn, you used to sound so smart before you started doing that morning show.

[Update a few minutes later]

OK, on reflection, maybe she was being tongue in cheek. I’d certainly like to think so.

[Update a minute or so later]

Actually, now that I think about it some more, I just like to think about her tongue in a cheek. Maybe even mine.

But I probably shouldn’t have thoughts like that. I’m quite confident that my darling Patricia wouldn’t approve. Nor should she.

Nope. Not thinking about that at all.