Invading Albion

Iowahawk has become Internationalhawk, perturbing Anglo-American relations with a new column on a British web site:

In the matter of politics you have “Tories” and “Labour” where we have “Republicans” and “Democrats”; just as our “lawyers” must pass the “bar exam,” I’m sure your “barristers” must pass some sort of “pub quiz.” In America we call our stupid white racists “crackers,” where I believe you refer to them as “scones” or “crisps” or something. But these minor language quirks are nothing compared to the many things we have in common. For example, did you know we also have a new Stalinist dictator, and he also turns out to be Brown?

Politically incorrect, as always.