2 thoughts on “Senator David Burge?”

  1. I thought this a little funny…

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
    altitude and spotted below a man in a boat.

    She shouted at him, “Can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet
    him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air
    balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
    above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
    and 100 degrees, 49 minutes west longitude.”

    She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”

    “I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

    “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is
    technically correct. But, I have no idea what to do with your
    information. And I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to

    The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”

    “I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

    “Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are
    going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
    air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep. And you
    expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position
    you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

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